im having a threesome with these popsicles
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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