dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
worst night to have a conscience
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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