Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
