i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Floor bacon is actually really good
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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