one might say we're banned from that church
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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