Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
