: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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