I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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