Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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