What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I understand Curling. That high.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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