Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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