i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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