i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
kristin has been a bad kristin
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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