so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
