just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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