Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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