thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
