I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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