They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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