haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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