she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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