i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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