Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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