We're like a lot better than the average bears
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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