Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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