As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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