Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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