if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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