I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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