windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
A bitchslap is in order.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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