..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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