We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Houston, we have a squirter
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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