margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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