I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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