That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I have demons in me.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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