...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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