one two three fourrrrnication!
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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