let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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