didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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