a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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