I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Randomize
