Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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