you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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