Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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