trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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