we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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