Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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