she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm at about main and main street
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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