the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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