Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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