I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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