"it" just moved
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize